Technically I have 14 working days left at my job until my maternity leave starts. To be honest I am pretty much on maternity leave anyway. In my head. Well it's the end of the financial year and that means that a lot of business has slowed down so this is how I spend my final days at work.
Reading Everything On the Internet: buzzfeed. news websites. stumble. why last week I stumbled across a website where I learnt that all capsicums are the same! it's just a matter of when they pick them. And all this time I've been thinking that green capsicums and red capsicums come from different plants. The knowledge I am gaining to pass onto my offspring is phenomenal.
Taking ages to eat food: sometimes I will take 30 minutes to eat an apple. multiple times a day.
Online shopping and reviewing products to purchase: there are loads of products people/books recommend you buy for a baby, but first you must read about 10 different forums regarding other people's experiences with said product, and then and only then can you scour the internet for the cheapest deal. It took me a full 8 hours of solid research to decide on the best sling to get. And that was Wednesday.
Not working even when there is work to do: oh you need me to do some actual work which involves calling someone and not scrolling through asos maternity clothing? not a problem. I just dial the last 3 digits of the number i'm supposed to call as *## and leave a pretend voicemail message so I don't have to actually speak to anyone. If it's that urgent, someone else will do it for me. suckers.
and I get in late and have naps and leave early.
Employee of the Year = Me.
Wow! Only 14 days, that has gone so quick. (Is everyone saying that to you?) From KCP
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