White Food Racist Baby

my prawn only likes white food. my life revolves around pasta/potatos/bread. goddam carb head. who am I giving birth to? 1980's Jean Claude Van Damm?

my prawn is also younger than anticipated. typical. i bet prawn always pretends to be younger than prawn really is. rather than being in my 12th week this week, i'm half way through my 10th week, because my stupid ovaries ovulated late or something. honestly, what good are ovaries if you can't even trust them to release an egg on time.

I've decided to change hospitals because the one I originally booked into see, well i wouldn't trust them to deliver a pizza, let alone a baby. every time I went there there was a problem, a problem that was 'my fault' ie: there is no receptionist, and no one told me you were here, so we'll have to reschedule for next week, you should have said you were here. dicks.

the worst of my morning sickness is hopefully over, i still can't brush my teeth without dry heaving all over the place, but at least I can get out of bed. The worst of it was traveling around Barcelona during my 8th week. In a country where they don't speak english is not the country you want to be feeling like total shit in. The only thing I could eat was croissants and hot chocolate, and they managed to fuck up that even. The first time I went to Barcelona I got 3rd degree burns all over my legs because there is no fucking ozone layer in that stupid country, and the second time around I wanted to curl up in bed and be sick into a bucket the whole time. Needless to say - Barcelona can go jump.

I went in for my scan, but I was early because of my late ovaries, but I did get to see the floating prawn inside my belly. wtf is that all about? they glue up your belly and then boom there's a kid floating around on screen. technology! I think everything I've learnt about ultrasound scans from movies has been incorrect. In movies the would-be parents are always staring at some black and white meaningless shadows on a screen and the scanner has to actually point out what the hell everyone is looking at. The moment the screen appeared it was so obviously a baby. I like to think that it was because my bladder is nice and transparent that it made it easy.

I'd really like to not have to leave the house for the next 5 weeks.