Pokerbump

I really think Lady Gaga is missing a trick in her global empire of stuff that she releases. We've got; music, filmclips, books, perfume.... but what is missing is a book about Pregnancy.

She could call it 'Lady Gaga's Guide to Little Monsters. Going Gaga for your Baby'.

She could release a CD/Pregnancy book with songs to go along to with the Chapter Titles.

Pokerface: ma ma pokerbump, ma ma pokerbump.
Judas: Mucas! Mu-ca-haas.. Mucas! Mu-ca-haas.
Lovegame: Let's have some fun, whilst you feel sick, go and have a pee on this pregnancy stick.
Fame: Pain! doing it for the Pain! doing it for the Pain, cause you've got a baby coming out of your vagina.
Alejandro: Epi-Epi-Dural, Epi-Epi-Dural.
Telephone: Stop Pushin, Stop Pushin, I don't want to push anymore! I'll give birth to my baby on the dancefloor.
Paparazzi: Baby you can cut me, hopefully I tear easily, Epi-Episiotomy.
Bad Romance: Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, caught in a Bad Contraction.

Then when they sew you up at the end of it, they give you the Lady Gaga Special.