Come Out and Play

One week to go. Crazy! It feels like only yesterday I was yelling at Mark to hurry up and get a boner so we could have sex and go to sleep, and to stop taking so long because i'm really not in the mood for all this sex.

How things have changed in the past 9 months.

1. Learning that pregnancy is technically 10 months. yeahhh no one tells you this in highschool.
2. Being trapped like an upside down beetle trying to roll over in bed.
3.  up the options of getting up off the couch to get the maltesers that rolled under there due to my lack of coordination. My Tip: Don't eat round balls of chocolate when you're 9 months pregnant.
4. Taking about a minute to bend over and pick up anything, compounded with hilarity when you have to pick something up in public.
5. I will not miss having to sleep like a rotisserie chicken, turning myself over every hour to give my aching hips a break - because see point 2: being trapped like an upside down beetle.

I just want our little prawn to come out into world..... without having to come out of my vagine or through abdominal surgery.. is there a way for this to happen? 21st Century advances in technology? We have a whole apartment full of stuff to play with and no baby.. lame.

see you soon kid.