I generally don't like clothes shopping at the best of times, but given it's Christmas it just makes it ten thousand times worse. It's also no fun when you can't buy 99% of what is instore.
Glitter Hotpants -nope
Skinny Jeans - nope
More Hotpants - nope (what's with all the hotpants? it's winter?!)
Skintight Dresses - nope
nope nope nope, none of that, and the whole time I am assaulted in the ears by incessant Rihanna music blared far too loud to be anything other than torturous. I am here for one reason only, and I might just kill the next person who gets in the way of me getting what I want.
Stretchy Pants!!!!!!!
And not just any stretchy pants. I'm talking maternity stretchy pants. Pants that are disguised to look like pants, but have a stretchy waistband.
OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG
they are like the best invention in the world. ever.
I would even go so far as recommending them to my non pregnant friends.
Do you ever sit at your desk at work and have to undo a button when you've just wolfed down a lunch big enough for two? Not anymore. Stretchy Pants take away all that tight constricting guilt.
Do you ever wish you could wear your pyjamas to work? Stretchy pants are the second best thing.
I don't think i'll ever be able to give them up.
STRETCHY PANTS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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